today has been rather uneventful. sure, i can think of a shitload of things i need to be doing right now, but that's just not my style to get them done ahead of time.
i cleaned my auntie's house for $20. i'm sad to see that she hasn't been doing too well lately. (she had double bypass surgery) her pulse rate is double the norm and she doesn't look too good at the moment. i hope a trip to the doctor on monday will bring us some good news.
i want to go see sin city. i think i might just go watch it later, by myself. i think an action packed flick with lots of violence and nudity might be enjoyed more alone. and i can smuggle in a burger and an oreo mcflurry. sounds like a plan. yes, it does.
as for now, i'm in the trahern lab passing the time. doing nothing, being nothing, but thinking of everything. i hate thinking.
really now, what the fuck do you guys want? yeah, i really mean guys. not YOU guys, but guys...it seems most go for either a) bottle blondes, b) easy chicks (which almost always constitutes as a bottled blonde), c) skinny chicks who look emaciated and sick, or d) the girl next door.
but how about the chick across the street from the girl next door. no.
or how about her neighbor. nah.
guys suck and so do their desires to be with every woman that's out of their league so to speak. fuck you all.
p.s. i'm starting some sort of diet on monday, thanks to the view of modern day society that you have to be thin, beautiful, and stupid to get anywhere in life. no more value meals at mcdonalds for me!
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